It's just a little rain

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

Incredibly optimistic to claim that adequate food, shelter and medicine is guaranteed to prisoners and slaves also.

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

(flirting) i could be your problem

cursed to be a tumblr user forever

Hazel was FUCKING DONE

“Gimme the water-! Damn it. Gimme the WATER-! Damn it. Maybe if I use the other paw? Damn it. You know what, little box, fuck you!”

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.