the first day of my life

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

The criminal has been apprehended

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

let's all care. Forever

*shouting through from the kitchen* Honey? Did you eat all the pussy?

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

pre nut insanity

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

u are NOT A SON OF ODIN u live in JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA