the first day of my life

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

Mind your business

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

Left by the Creature of Gentle Moss

I'm going to (remembers kms jokes are bad for my mental health) JERK OFF!!!

the lion does not concern herself with papa

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

all the roads lead back to the loneliness ive felt ever since i was a child

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

good girl this, bad girl that, first and foremost I'm a sleepy girl