the first day of my life

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

It sucks that we cant pour oil down the sink like we can't have anything

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

the thing is that it really IS one thing after another fucking situations circumstances miscommunications and politics and gender roles and youre not sure and 'i dont know'

Holy fuck

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

Save me white chocolate macadamia nut bread

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider