the first day of my life

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there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

They did in fact change it to the Hippopottoman

I desperately need to own this.

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

People who live in two bird houses shouldn’t throw one stone

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

always shoot the messanger #nomessages