"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately
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"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

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tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era
Hey if you're coming to Washington DC for the Fourth of July: don't
We're having our turn in the heat wave and reports from the National Mall are brutal already this week. That screenshot is today's forecast (courtesy of the Capital Weather Gang) and tomorrow and Saturday are confidently going to be worse than this is.
The national Mall has no shade on the grass and you will be exposed to the sun constantly while also experiencing extremely high humidity. You will not be allowed a bag over a certain size to enter the mall and it has to be clear. You cannot have an insulated water bottle, it has to be clear. Reports are that there are two entrances to the area so you'll have to wait in line to even get in. I cannot find a number on how many cooling stations there are, except that it's "few" to "none" depending on what accounts I read online. Vendors are allegedly charging more than the posted prices and seem to be unprepared for actual crowds - these are the official vendors not the scam food trucks that park all around the edges of the mall. And that's the extent of the planning done because it was not a priority to make sure attendees don't pass out.
My local friends and I have reached a consensus that tourists are going to get extremely sick and none of us know what the EMT response or planning is on the mall this year. People are going to die.
Please stay out of this. It's not worth your health. Get your relatives and family to stop. I can give you recs for so many DC museums and things to do if you want to make the most of your trip. Any other local can too.
Thanks for crying with me y'all
God dodnsodndksnaosnsidnd why can’t I catch a fucking break this week I really am at the end of my rope I cannot take this anymore

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You know people who are against birthright citizenship are always like “oh people take vacations here to give their kids citizenship”
Okay. Who gives a fuck?
Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.
Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck
im literally always saying this
i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)
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in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had
*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*

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And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???