the first day of my life

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

mean dom mamdani is like. only the buses get to come fast and free

I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis