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we're not kids anymore.
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emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here
have at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup
I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse
Sneebert Deebert
have at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages
asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

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Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines
daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
The “Allow to cool for 2-5 mins” instructions on packaging has to be the nicest way of saying: it’s hot idiot, don’t eat it yet.

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one time an old lady told me, unprompted, “you have long fingers.. perfect for pickpocketing, or playing the piano” and im pretty sure she was an oblivion npc
“the grave is run by the student church and the video they made to advertise it is the scariest thing i've ever seen https://t.co/VALDtecGYj
Student: “I want to die.” School: “Okay, we can’t do that, but we have the next best thing-”
Need me a self-care grave
Person: Tf are you doing?
Me: Laying on my emotional support grave
Mom said it's my turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth