Bienvenidos, Power Bottoms.

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

Always reblog the potato.

Please potato

look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.

My manager told me he likes my work and plans to keep me when my contract’s up ✨✨

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free