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#supernatural #my boyfriend made a new spn meme #spn #dean winchester #crowley #sam winchester #spn memes

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ruinedchildhood

seekerofthemuse

Wait, is that -THY DOPPLEMAN??

Timothy??

Is that a poster of a musical where he plays the main role, lmao??

eszierino

someone: imagine handsome jack coming back— rhys: handsome jack is BACK?!

thebrightphoenix

WHY DOES RHYS SOUND LIKE JACK

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pawlovearts

When I hear the term hooded rat, I always think of this.

pawlovearts

I made capped rat and masked rat too, and now we accidentally have a series.

Oh, and…

Champagne rat.

ifimbeing-honest

@thotnoswillreturn

thothoes

i love them all

whydouwantaname

I don’t even want to know what the terms originally meant.

tangled-pixel-harpsichord

love-buckybarnes

Me trying to figure out what position two people are in when reading a smutty fanfic:

mountainlane

“millenials killing cable”

okay, so here’s the thing. i’ve got a student prime account and netflix. comes to about $15.91 a month. if i added the commercial-free version of hulu, it would come to $27.90 a month.

basic cable before internet is $64.99 a month. which includes commercials. and infomercials. about a quarter of all television is commercials. which is about $16.25 a month to have someone selling shit to you.

explain how it’s my and my generation’s fault that we’re not falling for the same scam our parents are.

daamonx

Cable killing itself by not adapting to the market.

trasemc

The most iconic cats snaps of 2018

kshandra

I was probably gonna reblog this anyway, and then I got to the Istanbul pic.

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famicom

hey guys guess what

slyeposting

I fucking swear to god

tacticianofylisse

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

tacticianofylisse

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

glitter6ug-deactivated20190325

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

danielkanhai

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

baronessbamf

Imagine how many muggles parents looked at the supply list and went “Parchment? Quills? INKWELLS? Fuck this we’re going to staples.”

judedeluca

And then imagine if the muggle parents start getting into arguments with the teachers when they start getting messages telling them their kids aren’t using the proper materials.

“Okay look we can accept working with frog livers, turning mice into fine china, and whatever the fuck ‘arithmancy’ is but we’re not going to let you shame our kids just because they choose to use a bic pen instead of this ‘ye old inkwell’ bullshit. Also. it’s called a spiral notebook and I’m not gonna make my Abby drag around five hundred feet of loose parchment just because you people have a theme going.”

lordblackfang-deactivated202408

Aesthetic or death

leaper182

“Also, you’re going to need to make assignment length a lot more clear. ‘5 inches about werewolves due Tuesday’ doesn’t make any damn sense. Also, the reason Susie is turning in assignments on lined paper is that she can’t write in a straight line to save her life without it.”

its-hp-bitch

This is canon and you can’t convince me otherwise

rmsjoon-deactivated20200512

When it rains I get a little feeling that I do have a friend asks me if I’m doing well and I answer, I’m still a hostage of life

#mono | stream forever rain on youtube

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bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

tuesdayisfordancing

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

professorsparklepants

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

siesiegirl

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

crumbvulet

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

thranduilland

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

hypotheticalwriterquestions-blog

So this is what I’ve been looking for! I knew there was something I could have included to improve my writing. So happy I found this post!

falling--in--place

Some of these could be considered paraprosdokians! (One of my favorite things!)

A paraprosdokian (/pærəprɒsˈdoʊkiən/) is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or larger discourse is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.

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