Envy

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

forget age gaps or differences in rank or whatever the most potently dangerous power dynamic in any relationship is "people like you more than me"

genuinely nothing is more corrosive to love, respect, or trust than the insecurity of forever being second and last in line. of always being the plus one but never invited; always tolerated on their behalf but never wanted on your own. of knowing that nobody's jealousy or admiration is about you at all, only your place at their side. you tell them that you feel like you only exist when you're with them, and they laugh, charmed, but it isn't a figure of speech. it's not enough that they love you best if everyone else loves them better.

Torterra.....

Someone gave Yuna a copy of Love You Forever when Shane was born and she read it exactly once and cried so fucking hard that she had to go lay down afterwards and thirty years later they're in the basement looking for something and Ilya finds the book, practically pristine aside from dust, and blows off the cover and flips through it and that's how Shane and David come down the basement stairs in search of both of their spouses and find them in a puddle on the floor with a children's book.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences