Posing as a somdomite

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

Someone apparently isn’t a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Martin Freeman, Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleston, or any other straight, famous person.

I stopped after Benedict Cumberbatch

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

sometimes when i post on here i feel like that one clip from community where abed is doing a standup routine but it's so specific to him and his life that troy is the only one laughing.

GOT IN.