Posing as a somdomite

[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

basically you should read Judith butler and probably also foucault before you start having any sex imo

this plus bataille/henry corbin/zhuangzi/nag hammadi/left ginza/vimalamitra's commentary on pith instructions/sefer yetzirah/huainanzi & practice shamanic cosmic orbit qigong for 40 years in a mountain cave

DONT do this it makes mustard gas