Posing as a somdomite

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

I'm really sad RCG cut the "should Dolph Lundgren fuck?" argument because it's essentially a closeted aspec man trying to use filmmaking to work through his sexuality vs. a closeted gay man trying to use filmmaking to be horny for Dolph Lundgren. Later a bisexual man chimes in to say that all movies in general need more dick and pussy. That all would've been a fantastic bit about queer storytelling if it had been intentional

calling yourself homophobic slurs is just doing homophobic people’s job for them, you’re proving them right by identifying within it.

cry about it to some other faggot then please

they deleted... my impact

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

everything can be sorted on a sliding scale of "punk" (good) to "fascist" (bad). these are the only two ends of the scale it's possible to have. if something is "good" (for example, public libraries,) it cannot merely be Good, it is only possible that it be punk and THEN be good as a symptom of punk. but if you can't swing it to convincingly argue that public libraries are punk, then, well, I'm sorry, but the only option left is that libraries are in fact fascist.

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️