No one is sane here.

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

you people aren't CASTING

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

date of origin: june 1st, 2015

i hope a tumblr phannie gets that fuckass pig

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing