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i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

i think they are gonna have a wedding ceremony at the end of each stage show, and right when they are about to kiss, the lights and the power will go out, and we will all have to embrace the void together

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Extremely noise sensitive autistic who can't even have her own chosen music very loud sitting calm and blank faced watching another video where Dan Howell screams like he's being murdered because something tense happened in a video game. How? I keep the volume down by default and I'm desensitised to him. That's not scary man gamer screaming at me that's just Theatre Kid being dramatic. Completely different genre of overreaction you understand

you people aren't CASTING

the honda cervix…

dan and phil are funny as fuck for being like “guys be srs we didn’t fucking kiss with cat whiskers on that would be awful” just for them 9 months later to admit they fucking kissed with the cat whiskers on😭😭