Coconut Crab

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

Sooner than you think

I

Annihilated

Elon

,JKR

Was

gay

for

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. CRAB 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

@enthusiasticcoconutcrab this is so you

One crab can't kill you but a rave of crabs can nip you to death

the cab goes pale

D:

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

yeahhh >:D

Man sees crab for the first time.

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

The job market over here is terrible too, sorry. I could eat you if it'd make you feel better?

@montereybayaquarium's tags for y'all: #monterey bay aquarium#SHROMP WEEK 2023#shrimp heaven starts NOW#memeterey bay aquarium: shellebrity edition#this one is for all the cheliPedro Pascal fans out there#he's the only charismatic megafauna allowed on our channel this week