Enigmaticrose4

I legit think I felt my heart stop from just watching that.

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

Yep, dunno how many times I’d open to check them at the cash register when I worked at Publix. So often I’d pick a carton up off the belt and find a broken egg in it.

For my sister in Canada and cousins in NY and LA. Salute to the frontliners! 💪🧡

Imagine an open world game for Harry potter, you can explore every surround of Hogwarts and you have to do homework to get points and keep progressing. Basically harry is your sims and you have to take care of him. Also, you decide if hes more a gryffindor or a slytherin based on the attitudes you chose

What if it wasn’t Harry. What if you could make yourself or anyone you want, and play in the world. Like the Sims? You’re required to be a muggleborn and you can pick what year. Starting from, perhaps, when Tom Riddle started school. Then second generation you could play your child going to Hogwarts? Who’s now now a half-blood? With all canon characters and events happening around you. Perhaps even quests to try and influence and turn ppl to a different side. I’m thinking something sort of line Crusader Kings 2, where everything starts historical (canon here) but you and RNG changes the world to become unrecognizable. But you still get the magic of going to Hogwarts and taking classes.

My subconscious is a much better writer than I am

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

“You’re the only you we’ve got”

This is what the entire first trimester of my pregnancy was like.

That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character…

Kuzco could have played Deadpool

What if we got Deadpool and Kuzco in the same film? Both fighting over breaking the fourth wall?

It can also be Elsa showing personal growth. She sang Let it Go when she’d run away, deserted her sister, and left her country freezing to death. Things that she now feels are shameful and wrong. Even though it did ultimately help her grow and accept herself.

It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY

one of my high school literature teachers kept her last name so we were confused to find she was married to another teacher and she was like “his last name is Cummings” and we were like yea that’s reasonable

I plan on keeping my last name simply because I like it and nothing deeper than that!

I’ve kept my last name. Our children will actually have my last name. Though if they grow up and want to take his it’s their decision. Number of reasons for this, but that’s our decision

people are having a laugh at me for not knowing this but can you blame me? i thought “really tall” was like… 8-9 feet maximum. 12 feet is a fucking lot

Authors can’t do math.