en·dure; (verb)

my wife was cuddling with me while playing her 3DS and she just said, “i love you” so i said “i love you too” and then she looked up and in a really quiet voice said, “i was talking to my lucario”

this post has started picking up traction again out of nowhere lol and I’m here for it

"the average american throws away 81 pounds of clothes a year" WHO and WHERE are these people bc i dont think i know anybody that unhinged oh my god

factoid actually just statistical error. Becky Influencer who throws away over 10,000 lbs of clothes each day is an outlier adn should not have been counted

gay person with a special interest call that passionfruit

Scrolling down, I honestly thought the second line was going to be ‘a gay bar’ and I was so excited. 

yall wanted a world famous gay now this is the result

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

i’m barely even alive im just here clicking buttons

This is the dude that hired the clown

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

Thank you for context!

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume

fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume

i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie