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dude why did you just walk up to me and quicksave

I want one of these tattoos with 5-10 different languages. Each of them say "chicken soup" and if someone comments on it I can say "yeah they all say that"

What the fuck do you mean watercolour on paper

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

This should not be controversial.

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

feeling Bad, I'm gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones

The fucking Home Depot music oh my god