Jason

These were nasty. Period. Gushers outsold.

These were delicious, sis. You just like for shit to squirt in your mouth

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

There’s people who have war in their countries

my grandma had an altima for 13 years

I got somethin to tell you :/

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

bro it's 2021. get pegged, eat your own cum, idk live a little

and for my next trick i will release the beast

Is she single?

no but you're about to be in possession of a single limb

It’s on YOU..to get YOU where YOU wanna be.

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

The fucking Home Depot music oh my god

Finally!!!