where have you gone, roger federer?

why are so many atp players virtually hairless. i didn’t ask for this.

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

"so all italian names end with vowels right? except for one guy. sinner. i know hes from northern italy close to the austrian border right? does that mean they tell him hes not really italian? im sure they embraced him now!" - real commentary by john macenroe

last night i dreamed acclaimed actor and director kenneth branagh died in a recreation of the battle of agincourt and i happened to be there at the time, so afterwards the investigator for the death (who was an off brand hercule poirot situation) asked me about it and i said “ken was always drawn to spectacle. he loved that feeling of awe” and i remember thinking, in the dream, what the hell am i doing? since when am i on ken terms with real life oscar winner sir kenneth branagh?? being a heartrendingly present bystander at the moment of his bizarre death doesn’t give me the right to ken him

happy pride month to this post specifically