#yeah seriously

Mmmm, a little spicy Gadge 😏. For sweet Gadge anon (thanks for fic recs again!), for @lemonluvgirl87 who wrote her first Gadge chapter recently (oh, please check her Promise Me, Little Brother fic, it’s so good), for @awhiskeyriver who made me fall in love with this ship. And also for myself because I really enjoyed drawing this 😏.

Say my name and everything just stops, I don't want you like a best friend

-KS

Sherlock: …I…know how this feels.

John: He does. I caused it. Look at you, finally answering questions, Mr. I-Don’t-Understand-The-Purpose-Of-A-Blog!

Sherlock: I thought the…feelings would go away after leaving John for two years. They didn’t.

John: Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Sherlock: Exactly. Perhaps you’re feeling an aching for her because you miss her, or because of something else in your life that is creating a desire to be loved. It’s important to differentiate the two and understand the root of your recurring and rapidly increasing feelings.

John: You think so?

Sherlock: I do. If she’s currently not with a partner, and has maybe expressed attraction or interest in you (if her sexuality allows it), then there is a possibility of a blooming relationship. If not, then your best bet is to let these feelings fizzle out over time- and, believe me, they will.

John: Yeah, he’s right. You might not be the right fit for her, and vice versa, y’know?

Marinette: (Just walking and minding her own business while writing in her sketchbook)

Chloe who just appeared out of nowhere and right next to her: HEY DUPAIN CHENG THE LOSER, WHAT TRASH ARE YOU DOODLING!

Marinette, not in the mood to deal with Chloe and replies not looking up: Go away Chloe, I don’t have time to deal with you.

Chloe, frustrated at Mari’s lack of reaction, snatches the book from her hands and begins to read it: Let’s see what kind of stupid lame-o things you got in here (and begins to mock each and every design)

Mari, after recovering from shock: He-hey!! Stop that! Give that back, that’s not yours to read. (She tries to grab her book but Chloe pushes her down, in a puddle that happens to be nearby.}

Chloe, starts laughing and takes out her phone: Oh wow, talk about clumsy, maybe this will teach you a lesson, of knowing your place!! (She takes many photos as Mari tries to stay calm and stands up, drying herself off.)

Chloe, with a scary grin, decides to send them to everyone she knows): Maybe this will everyone to see that Miss Goody 2 Shoes isn’t the best Pokemon Performer and they will have to take you out of Contests!

(While laughing haughtily at Mari’s misfortune and about to send the pics, Chloe suddenly feels a chill down her spine. It’s like someone was boring their eyes into the back of her skull. Then music plays out of nowhere.) 

Chloe, slightly scared but keeping it covered: Why do I hear boss music? (Behind her, two figures are running quickly towards her, Aurore with her purse filled with Pokemon goods and parasol at hand while Chiffon in his bonded form, has a shuriken and icicle spear in both of hands, while glaring viciously at Chloe, their eyes both glowing eerily)

Chloe turns around slowly as Aurore and Chiffon are right behind her, a shadowy aura and red angry symbols surrounding them both. Aurore/Chiffon in pokespeech: DELETE THSOE PICTURES AT ONCE OR FACE OUR WRATH!!!!! (Chloe is immediately intimated, bullets of sweat flying off her as Chiffon grabs her phone while Aurore quickly goes and helps Marinette, picking up her dropped sketchbook and handing it back)

Marinette, turning to Aurore, speaking quietly: Thanks, you know you both don’t have to do this.. (Chiffon is seen deleting the pictures, which surprises Mari but he does she them with her phones and Pokegear so maybe he picked that up), Chiffon then drops the phone on the ground before leaning dangerously close to the scared stiff Chloe’s face.

Chiffon pokespeech: If I see you trying to harass my girl, I will haunt your nightmares forever and make your life miserable, perhaps then you’ll understand what it’s like!! Chloe, all haughtiness gone and completely terrified, grabs her phone and runs like her life depends on it while still feeling their glares.

Aurore after making sure Chloe is gone, gives Mari a small smile and soft look: Don’t be M, friends have each other’s’s backs and you constantly make sure everyone else is ok so now it’s our turn to take care of you. (Still smiling, she turns to the Greninja who is nodding and smiling beneath his tongue scarf before offering a fistbump The Greninja is slightly surprised but fistbumps back, grinning even harder)

Both are staring at each other with trust, saying the same thing in their mind: We’re the Marinette Protection Squad and we wanna see our girl happy, ok and safe. wE both want to destroy Chloe the moment she comes.