cmyk test pages r like angels to me

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

emerald fennell got $80 million, 2 hours, well-known ip, and 2 of the biggest stars on earth in 2026 to try and make her proto-sadomasichistic fantasies sexy and compelling and failed miserably. literally no noise after about a week post-release. meanwhile jonathan nolan managed in the space of about 5 scenes to make a torture/tension dynamic between a sociopath and a technozealot in a tv show about ai and the surveillance state on cbs unbelievably horny and interesting.

If you see the quote "I refuse to share my body with a man who wouldn't defend it politically" or any variation of it floating around the internet — it was Kat Blaque who originally said it and she would really appreciate it if people gave her proper credit for it but it's gone viral on a lot of different platforms and most of the people sharing it don't know it's from her or choose not to credit her on purpose.

Like I just know terfs are going to be parroting it pretending it wasn't said by a black trans woman about herself & her life.

Looking at old photos of myself like i'm my dead wife

I talk to basically everything as if it's a person. I greet passing crows as my "cousins." I respond conversationally to my cats. I yell "same to you!" when inanimate objects make loud noises. I say good morning to plants. I thank my phone when an alarm goes off. When objects don't act the way I want them to I explain what I need them to do, or tell them they're being rude. I tell my car when we're stopping for gas.

I reassure credit card readers who are struggling that I know they are doing their best. Bless you, you funky lil machine, I'm sorry my dad is part of the reason people hate you. :(

If an object looks like it's about to roll away or fall over I'll put it in its place and then raise my index finger and one eyebrow at it like it's a naughty child or a cat about to push a glass of water over, like "Ah ah ah! Stay where you are!" I did this to my groceries last week and the checkout lady saw me and said "That was adorable."

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

Demonitizing Irish people's videos for having swear words in them is a kind of hate crime and psychological torture I think.

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Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

gelphie really is comphet4comphet and it's like watching two crabs pulling each other down into a bucket. glinda will brag to pfannee and shenshen about what an amazifying lover fiyero is to make herself seem super enviable and then elphaba will get insanely jealous because she doesn't like the idea of anyone who's not her being with glinda. but elphaba doesn't want to admit this to herself so she'll tell herself it's because she just has feelings for fiyero. and glinda will pick up on this and get jealous in turn and later in the privacy of their suite she'll go on a whole rant about how sex doesn't even feel that good for women anyway and it's not like the storybooks and it's a chore to have a man all up in your business like that. but instead of clocking glinda's closeted ass elphie will just be like oh she's just saying that to make me feel better because she doesn't think i'll ever find love. and then they'll end up dry humping each other because that's just what best friends do