hopeful romantic

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

You seen the news recently? You have to fuck the green m&m. The government says you have to fuck the green m&m, or you can't vote.

in 2021 it will be possible for tboys to get tgirls pregnant

a moment of silence for the cabinet man who’s about to get his ass kicked tonight

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

well. um. lot more than 75, now

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scientists have discovered an organism which they believe to have the lowest brain power of anything else previously discovered, and they're calling it the customer

*pulls out cock*

*licks it*

*shivers* *grabs the back of your head* kitten.. grab the among us stim toy

if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

meanwhile all the far right commentary catboy youtube channels would have videos titled ‘HAS “MALE CALICO” ACCEPTANCE GONE TOO FAR?’ with the thumbnail of some random calico catboy who was shown in 0.001 second of a popular clothing brand’s pride month ad

there would be a whole other discourse over why we should stop talking about calico catboys when no one knows the struggle of transitioning from a girl orange cat (cute) to a male orange cat (stupid)