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I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

i love the design of this building :O

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

If we had more, maybe it would be easier to get the shitty ones fucking replaced. The board isn't going to do much to the only endocrinologist in the state who takes Medicaid, you know? But if there were more than, idk, maybe 5? Maybe then?

More importantly if you needed less money and less physical stamina to become a doctor, people with less money and less physical stamina could become doctors, which would increase diversity and improve patient care.

[sits up straight at 3 AM] It's taboo for Discworld dwarves to reveal their gender outside of courting. And yet, Carrot calls his dwarf parents "Mum and Dad." How does this work? Is gender just taboo for dwarves to reveal outside of an immediate family context, either by birth or by marriage? Or is "Mum and Dad" the phrase dwarf children use to address both parents at the same time, not knowing which is which but assuming the right person will answer to the right word? Do dwarf children know which one of their parents is which? Do they know the gender of their siblings???

yes this okay to reblog!

cpc + the cops are more invested in maintaining the social power of adults over children than they are in the wellbeing of those children.

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i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

This is definitely okay to reblog and abled people are encouraged to reblog cause maybe it’ll help others understand

Hello it’s me Lexa and this post is relevant again as I just had the Legit Same Talk with someone and I exhausted my number of fucks to give

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

you have to love your intersex siblings of color. you just have to

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

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