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See it's things like this that make me understand how easy it was for people to think werewolves existed.

not a wolf, aguará guazú or maned wolf

I miss my leeches for all the normal pet reasons but I also miss being able to use them as a one-hit death blow to end stupid conversations. Whenever I defend the ecological importance of parasites someone will inevitably crawl up and go “well I bet you wouldn’t feel that way if you had them” and oooooo boy let me tell you. It was so fun to hit back with “I DO” and then whip out my phone and show them 30 pictures of my fucking Worms

What were your leeches named?? Please i need to know please please tell me about your leeches oh my god

Wormitha, Burrito, Chungus, Chocolate Chip and Squish Baby. I collectively called them The Squish Squad

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

so funny whenever jingyan mentions lin shu when talking to mei changsu cause he’ll say shit like “if i don’t do this [honorable thing that could cost him his life] how can i face lin shu in the afterlife” brother you are facing lin shu right now and he’s ready to strangle you

I adore this.