I just want to be happy

"she should be at the club" she shouldnt be at the club bc she has sensory issues. ok

And this is why desire paths shouldn't be ignored or seen as a vandalism, but be integrated into the process of citiplaning. Sometimes there are no paths connecting individual walkways. Or sometimes these paths exist, but they are in wrong spots that are hardly ever used. But desire paths exist BECAUSE they are used. If there is enough foot traffic that the grass doesn't grow there anymore, that trees and bushes branch around, that the brick edge of the road gets misshaped, then the city should step up and pave it up already, because people have spoken.

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

In this scenario have you been asking to share the alien's uranium desserts for your entire friendship?

“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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step one to overcoming social anxiety is to realize that most people kind of suck and their opinion of you is literally worthless

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

Doing some research into ‘praise kink’

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

and i have no concept of passage of time

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Official Banana Party Post