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Cosmic Funnies
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
i don't do bad sauce passes
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$LAYYYTER
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@schrodingersking
die in an ancient maze
you gotta die somewhere. why not pick an ancient maze?
your awesome corpse would look so cute inside an ancient maze
the problem with youths today is they cant even name a single ancient maze, let alone die in one.
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melinoros
X-Men 97 beach episode when?
My personal kink taxonomy hell is that "torture porn" has become a media criticism term, which can make things confusing when you're looking for actual porn that involves torture. My second gripe is that a lot of the time people just put a pretty lady in bondage and call it a day. NO! That's not what I want! I want bright lights and an actual interrogation and sweaty people in uniforms and possibly a 5 minute debrief on the cold war. I want some james bond shit to happen to his penis. "Interrogation" can get you closer but not always. Also I much prefer a dude to be in the hot seat, i have nothing conceptually against it being a lady but a lot of times the vibes are just off. :|
"I want some james bond shit to happen to his penis" is an all-timer
That line feels like a card from @theshitpostcalligrapher
well i do love me a mads mikkelsen
(ink is ferris wheel press: cloak and forest)
My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?
Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in
My wife: What does that mean
Me: This
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"my doctor is refusing to prescribe me this medication I need because they think I'm displaying 'drug seeking behavior'"
-> "it sucks so bad that the institution of medicine empowers people to be so ableist and just refuse treatment to addicts based on vibes" yeah it sure does
-> "addicts are to blame for this" bro is onto nothing 🔥🔥🔥
believe it or not, someone denying you treatment is actually the fault of the person denying you treatment
This sounds like a fucking shitpost, but trump completely destroyed the east wing of the White House
Oh my fucking God. They completely demolished the entire east wing. The whole thing is rubble now. Trump just tore down half of the White House.
(picture from the article linked above)
This was supposedly done in preparation for construction of his self involved ballroom project, but he had claimed before that no changes would be made to the existing building structure. And now half of this unbelievably historic building is gone.
i'm reblogging these pictures because...yeah, in the most literal way possible, one-third of the White House, the USA's most famous, iconic and symbolic historic building, was just completely fucking obliterated
OP you’re my personal fucking hero
I am once again reminding people that it wasn't unusual to have this sort of politics on the radio in the 2010s. It's not ahead of its time, your culture just got fascist since then.
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Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:
a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.
b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.
c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine
if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly
actually oddly enough the pancakes tasted fine, despite all of the bits of whole egg falling out of them, which is where the affront to god kicks in
anyway if this ever happens again i'm just gonna go to the store. experiment failed, we'll get 'em next time
i didn't....i didn't even think to do that
I could've...used other ingredients......?
actually you know what in fairness to me i've been on a lot of cold medicine this week while battling a virus. from now on i'm only making sandwiches
i'm no longer on ungodly amounts of cold medicine! i wish i could tell you i have no memory of making this post, and by extension the pancakes, but unfortunately i do!
The Three Egg Solution Comment Alignment Chart:
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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"ohh my god you can't just-"
Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.
you wear a collar
I may choose to kneel recreationally.
