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You know what? I don't want to change my VPN every six months cause it was caught selling information. I don't want to go deep into the settings of every website I so much as look at. I don't want my internet browsing to be a constant leap through hoops so that companies can't do things which should be illegal anyway. I want privacy to be the default and for it to be difficult to take it away, not the other way around. Is that too much to ask?

put me in the same room as jason sudeikis, come back after 15 minutes and the wallpaper will be peeling off the walls there’s severe water damage on the floors the drywall is punched in in a few places the carpet has been pulled up in all four corners the

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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i miss my girlfriend (a middle aged man who lives in the tv)

Violet Bridgerton be like “have you met my kids, fake dating, enemies to lovers, friends to lovers/she fell first he fell harder, Cinderella story, Uptown girl, second chance love, Gregory and Hyacinth?”

me, a writer, at 3am: WHAT? I CANT FIND THE SPECIFIC FANFIC THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND WITH A WHOLE PLOT AND ORIGINAL CHARACTERS??? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??? DO THEY EXPECT ME TO WRITE THE STORY I THOUGHT UP OF???

“i’m in my slut era” i say as i open tumblr to read fanfictions of characters who don’t exist