A Strange Woman Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords

toss a credit to your Mando, oh galaxy of plenty

garlic has never wronged me… been a friend through it all

come on brain yip yip

This is so cute

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

The Domestication of Cats, 7500 BCE

I think everyday about how Friends could have been good if it was a show about two gay roommates (chef monica and author chandler) who fall for their new, bright-eyed, adorable, bisexual neighbors across the hall (actors rachel and joey), and, mysteriously, ross just isn’t fucking in it

Phoebe still comes in to say weird things and sing the song about the smelly cat and Ross is just nonexistent.

ross is still dead from influenza 

got damn. this hits different 7 months into the 20′s

She didn’t have to be that extra, but she did it anyway and for that she has my sword, my bow AND my axe.

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it