"Well, keep going for real, okay?"

this is how everyone on this website acts

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Don’t forget to look around and appreciate all the things going right

Official Post of Massachusetts

Honestly each day we let this alpine menace continue this witchcraft is another day closer to him becoming a dark souls boss...

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

the guy you made up to get mad at does exist btw you just haven't spent enough time in the reddit comments section

i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system