love is alright

i have a great luke c idea but im scared to write and publish it bc it’ll be perfect for kinktober

why are djo and tame impala charging 250 for a signed poster. that’s limited to ten per night. and is for charity.

i rlly wanna read a book and it’s only avail on amazon. i hate ordering things online omg free me

joe on stage for loser is lowkey baby daddy steve right after your split. when he’s kinda acting out. and he keeps calling. and you keep going over.

#domesticity on main but sunday cleaning with quill would probably be so fun bc ur always trying to one up each other with the next song you play. always trying to play the nichest song (u win every time and end up introducing him to new songs)

thinking abt how masters of the universe slutted adam out like crazy. and it’s funny to think that adam always ends up in a slutty position without even noticing. even when he’s not in the he man form, he’s bent over and groaning or lounged back with his legs spread and his arms crossed and he’s so obtuse about it. he doesn’t realize why you’re staring at him, meanwhile he’s in a position that would only be seen in some freaked out porn.

checked into my gyno appointment just thinking i was gonna talk yada yada. i walk to the back and the nurse goes “are you so excited for ur first pap smear 😄” MY WHAT

do yall think lauren sanchez and jeff bezos have a shared bank account?