Are ya blogging, son?

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

i heard they’re adding a new creature to the nighttime

Owl 2

yeah it’s owl 2

Guy who is really normal about the 1910s voice: I'm frankly obsessed with how much the silhouette of a wwi uniform with an a-line jacket belted at the waist and then jodhpurs tucking into either tall boots or puttees emphasizes men's hips. It's making them pear shaped rather than straight up and down or all shoulders. We should get back to that...