sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem
and sometimes you're not welcome

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sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem
and sometimes you're not welcome

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practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance
“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah
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This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this
it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this
dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

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What would be the main cast of the Epitome of Science film adaptation?
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younger versions of now older (or dead) actors count! time doesn't matter after all!!!
(I suddenly had this thought and I was so curious about it I had to stop what I was doing to come here and ask)
Oh man, a most excellent question!
A lot of the characters I don't have a super definitive answer for, but I did manage to come up with some options/picks for most of the main cast:
Mikalai Gloucester - Mawaan Rizwan or Akshay Khanna
Zane Zephyr - Kirby Howell-Baptiste
Cassus Finch - Max Bowden (dyed redhead) or Mikey North
Antimony Jones - Katheryn Winnick
Denken - Ken'ichi Matsuyama
The Gambler - Rami Malek
The High Minister - Clark Gregg
Toby Mulligan - Christian Slater
This was a really fun question to answer, and now I'm wondering: Who would YOU GUYS cast for the different characters in the Epitome of Science? I'd really love to know!
Gloucester - Braeden Clarke
Zane - Aisha Dee
Finch - Brennan Lee Mulligan
Antimony - Saoirse Ronan
Denken - Kyoya Honda
The Gambler - Joshua Heuston (but blond)
The Highminister - Liam Cunningham
Mulligan - Smithers from the Simpsons (it's like who framed Roger Rabbit)
Jokes aside, if I HAD to make him human Edward Norton
BONUS:
Angus - Ellie Desautels (with white hair)
Gear - Anna Lambe
Harrison - D.B. Woodside
Sigh. At least I have this.
I genuinely cannot explain to a non-writer what it feels like when a chapter suddenly clicks. it's not satisfaction. it's not relief. it's this horrible specific feeling like you just remembered something you never knew. like the story was already there and you finally stopped being in the way of it. i don't know what to do with that feeling. i just close the laptop and stare at the wall for a bit.

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How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?
gato’s allegory of the fishtank
yep, pretty much
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“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
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