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i-am-a-fish

gays, lend me your strength

equinox-autumn

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

i-am-a-fish

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

kandikarkat

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

i-am-a-fish

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

andr0id-16

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

i-am-a-fish

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

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i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

i-am-a-fish

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

asskylosaurus

Gun

i-am-a-fish

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

doctor-basil-puntastic

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

i-am-a-fish

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

tiltilla

Thanks, Fish.

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dangerbooze

OH MY GOD

zionthepansexual

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snoopingasusualisee

where

where….where what

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Where

snoopingasusualisee

H….here…just Take them!

reptiliannastyboy

VR vore w/ the madman himself Griffin “Banana Vore Corner” McElroy

megalodont

#you almost feel bad for how people always make everything he does about vore #and then he turns around and does something like this

kayleefabulous

ok so I got added to this facebook group where people post bad pictures they’ve taken of boats and do you wanna see maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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inkrton

he cannot die. Unstoppable

brondeef

Bad dog. Out you go

tsukuyomishirabes

The Dog Will Stay

tokenduelist-chillzone

Too bad.

xlugger

the dog stays

tokenduelist-chillzone

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

superflyingthing

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn.

THE DOG STAYS

lawd-what-a-booty

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes.

legionoftuna

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

xxxtictacion

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

swordofevilsban

THE DOG GOES

duskanaragemother

THE DOG STAYS

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^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

dryeguy

THE DOG IS MINE.

65-percent-puns

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WHOLESOME POST

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pancakeke

WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?

advice-from-glados

Is my bachelors degree of computer science worth anything to the industry?

Please do not submit jokes.

advice-from-glados

Happy birthday to Employee Number 25690. 43 years ago your mother gave birth to you. Oh, it says here you were a C-Section baby. So that means you were removed like a tumor.

Happy Removal Day, fully grown tumor baby.

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If you are ever feeling unloved, remember that Companion Cube loves you. Companion Cube is incapable of feeling so you will never upset it. It will always listen and never judge you because it lacks a mind and verbal capabilities.

If on the off chance the Companion Cube does talk to you, please seek medical attention immediately.

advice-from-glados

If you’re testing the theory that humans can die from being hit by lasers, the answer is yes, so we can quit now.

Science mandates that in order for a experiment to be successful and the data to be trustworthy the results must be able to be duplicated under the same conditions. Standard practice says three times is the minimum, but here at Aperture we want to make sure that’s why we repeat our experiments over 10,000 times.

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when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

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when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u

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imagineaperture

Imagine Aperture testing different scratchy sweater types to see which will provide the most irritation to Black Mesa scientists during their Christmas gift swap.

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starry-nightengale

Portal AU where everything is the same except Atlas and P-Body have the minds/voices of Arin and Danny from Game Grumps

little video game things that break my heart every time: PotaDOS' sad little "goodbye sir" after hearing cave johnson's last recorded message

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