The Aperture Science Employee Incentive Program

whats your opinion on cats

what do you think of all the people trying to marry you

galdos cjan we palay bastat ball inside thr facilitieds please

the cube talked to me

Sooooo uh they're asking me to test but I ate all of the blue gel and don't have anything to test with

What is your opinion on the Daleks from Dr. Who?

What will you do once you’ve tested everything there is to test?

Is there any way to guarantee where your organs go when you donate them? I’m considering donating one or all of my vital organs to the Aperture Self-Esteem Fund: For Girls, but I wanted to make sure they’re going to that fund when I presumably die.

please kill me with neurotoxin

*a researcher of unknown origin drops an eldritch being beyond your comprehension in front of you and darts off. the only thing other than the creature is a note that reads* “scp 3999 take it i don’t want it -talloran”

Is Aperture on the stock market ? I'd like a share...

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when will the cube start talking to me

Aperture Employees!

would you be interested in another science-loving, intelligent AI?

whats your opinion on the anime versions of you

We portal apparatus at the elevator doors because we're bored waiting for the next test, the elevator is too slow.