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@empire-m0th

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so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.
and i need to show you all some of these because ?????
I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually
Or yanking the cheese packet out of a pot of full-on boiling water you forgot to take out of the kraft box before cooking the noodles
I'd love to be the first wizard of my species if that's ok? :D
YES YOU CAN
WIZARD EMPIRE MOTH IS A SICK NAME DO NOT DENY YOUR DESTINY
Hate to blow up the party but... i think there were wizard moths before...
Come to think of it I met a moth pyromancer once! That didn’t go very well…
shh.. just let them have this one.. this moth is kinda wizardless..
I meant the first emperor moth to become a wizard, not a moth in general. If there are other moth wizards I'll have to meet them :>
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(okay I'm going to sleep)
81!!!
@counting-offical
80!!!!!
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This is still happening I am dating now?!?
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YESSS I GET THE BEST 1 MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
GODDAMMIT I MISSED MY CHANCE >;[ *grumpy*
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😏
i got the brainrot number 😔
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I got to be included :D
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I got a stack of numbers
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YES
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(also what do you mean "this is still going", are my time stamps off? cause to me it's a few days)
✨ 46 ✨
4 4
(hi)
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if this goes past 0 I'm explode
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its STILL GOING?! 🤯🤯🤯🌵
!!!24!!!
23~!
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joseph heller moment
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Lucky 13

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Pros of wearing a cloak all the time:
Looks cool
Nobody can steal your phone from your back pocket
Billows epically when you walk into the subway and there's a train there
Billows epically when there's wind
You look like a wizard
You feel like a wizard
I once had a pair of little kids come up to me and ask if I was a wizard
Doubles as a blanket if you get eepy
Put up the hood to look mysterious
Hood fits over headphones
Hood fits over big hoop earrings (I don't have these but it's still a bonus)
Perfect if your sleeves are too puffy to fit into your coat
Great for people who have sensory issues with sleeves
Great conversation starter
Great weekend project (if you sew it yourself, which is probably cheaper)
Really warm in the winter (if you use wool fabric)
Keeps the sun off in the summer (if you use a lighter fabric)
SO MUCH FREE SPACE FOR EMBROIDERY
There is a good chance it will boost your self-confidence
Pretty sure it'll do the same with your self-esteem
(Nothing in this life is certain, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something)
(I think that's how the quote went)
Fuzzy
Cons of wearing a cloak all the time:
none
I have been informed that Edna would be upset
How to be able to wear a cloak all the time:
As a wizard I approve of this message and would like to emphasize this point:
Doubles as a blanket if you get eepy
Cloak blankets are excellent for impromptu naps
And if you do it right you already have the moon and stars on there
Every wizard I've seen on this amazing hellsite has at one point reposted this and I think that's amazing XD
We all have a meeting once a month to make sure all the new and old wizards have reblogged it at least once in their time as wizards. It’s a requirement set by the wizard council and enforced by @wizard-council-bureaucrat
Ohhh gotcha @evilwizard you invited to these meetings? Or is the council weird about your "hazardous alignment/presence"?
Pros of wearing a cloak all the time:
Looks cool
Nobody can steal your phone from your back pocket
Billows epically when you walk into the subway and there's a train there
Billows epically when there's wind
You look like a wizard
You feel like a wizard
I once had a pair of little kids come up to me and ask if I was a wizard
Doubles as a blanket if you get eepy
Put up the hood to look mysterious
Hood fits over headphones
Hood fits over big hoop earrings (I don't have these but it's still a bonus)
Perfect if your sleeves are too puffy to fit into your coat
Great for people who have sensory issues with sleeves
Great conversation starter
Great weekend project (if you sew it yourself, which is probably cheaper)
Really warm in the winter (if you use wool fabric)
Keeps the sun off in the summer (if you use a lighter fabric)
SO MUCH FREE SPACE FOR EMBROIDERY
There is a good chance it will boost your self-confidence
Pretty sure it'll do the same with your self-esteem
(Nothing in this life is certain, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something)
(I think that's how the quote went)
Fuzzy
Cons of wearing a cloak all the time:
none
I have been informed that Edna would be upset
How to be able to wear a cloak all the time:
As a wizard I approve of this message and would like to emphasize this point:
Doubles as a blanket if you get eepy
Cloak blankets are excellent for impromptu naps
And if you do it right you already have the moon and stars on there
Every wizard I've seen on this amazing hellsite has at one point reposted this and I think that's amazing XD
You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)
everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice
Hehehehehe....no >:D
“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

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Anyone else just fidget with the slitherio-esqu button in the right bottom corner instead of actually using this hell-scape?
Heyyy I wanted to make this for @i-am-a-fish for they're birthday which I believe is tomorrow I was hoping that there could be some Tumblr magic so fish sees it
Although I realize that it's not probable XD
happy birthday fish I hope this year is kind to you <3
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