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@cookie-offical
Cookie — they/it — offical verse — uses we/I (who wants one cookie?)
Num num num...
Serious* opinions (*- pronounced silly)
Character description —
a sentient cookie, do not question why or how
Freshly baked (aka personality and vocab fluctuate from normal to toddler to ancient being depending on the mod's mood)
Hooman made cookie — hooman made art
Divider from @/dividersnook11
Like and follows from @/withered--ivy (cuz I'm dumb and made a side blog)
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i hate this emoji with a burning passion
why…:(
HES SO SQUISHED I WAN HIM DEAD
: please don’t kill me
I LOVE THAT EMOJI WHERE DID YOU FOUND HIM
Can someone be nice enough to show me the emoji because I see this:
Here he is! @skeletal-spire-man @lifeofanoverdramaticmess
Ohhh its that one
I love this emoji with a burning passion
Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie
FOX ATE COOKIE THEN THREW UP
That is normal for a fox to throw up a cookie because its digestive system is similar to a dog’s digestive system. I recommend not feeding the fox any more cookies for now. If you do decide to feed a fox cookies, I recommend plain biscuits, but not regularly.
That's cool and all but how do I stop feeling... digested...
I can't help you with that bud, you'll have to figure it out yourself
FOX ATE COOKIE THEN THREW UP
That is normal for a fox to throw up a cookie because its digestive system is similar to a dog’s digestive system. I recommend not feeding the fox any more cookies for now. If you do decide to feed a fox cookies, I recommend plain biscuits, but not regularly.
That's cool and all but how do I stop feeling... digested...
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Hiyaaa!! ( ╹▽╹ )/
The pretty-pink-evil-but-kinda-nice-pineapple told me to ask you for advice on what a ruler does!
-your friendly neighborhood cookie aka the ruler of all offical snacks
@cookie-offical
Ah, the ruler of my fruit bowl. How pleasant.
Mhm!! I mean we kinda don't really know what that means... We were baked a few days ago
But we asked the ruler of the officalverse if we can be the royal snacks nd they said yes!
So, um... What does it mean to be a ruler?
You need to care for your people and make sure they are in good health. If you are ruling the Officalverse, however... Murder everyone who you deem unworthy and refuses to bow down to you. I have done so multiple times in my two reigns of King of the Officalverse. That is what I have to say.
Insert a chocolate chip cookie sitting on top of a pink notepad that's 3x it's size, scribbling his words with a unicorn glitter pen
Kill....everyone.... I see, i see,
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty solid plan! You pinky promise it'll work?
It will work. You can trust me. Say, I am merely asking, but how would you like it if I became the Officalverse ruler again?
Hmmm... Mr umm.. what's your name?
We have a doubt... if it were really such a full-proof plan, how come you did not remain ruler and lost the title 3 times?
Hm? Oh um, depends... I mean I like the current ruler, piper, they're nice! If u can rule with them then sure! But if you have to remove them... Then I don't know...
Oh, I only lost that title because people aimed to kill me and succeeded. I have no desire to become ruler again however, as I was very foolish in power and weak at the time. If I did reclaim the Officalverse throne, I would have to assassinate Piper, unless we can somehow get along. Which I doubt will happen, as I have assassinated 4 Officalverse rulers before.
Assa-na-... Wha— what does that mean?
Are you not listening? That is interesting for someone who is asking me for advice.
I don't know... Me pineapple told me to ask you...
A pineapple, you say? I know exactly who you are talking about.
*Eredin crosses his arms, his armor clanking loudly*
Would this pineapple be an... Evil Pineapple?
Wellll he was pretty nice but I think that's what people call him, you know all purply-mangenta looking
I sliced open his neck and practically destroyed his arms. I did it for a good reason. He is not nice.
Arm singular! The other one was just a scratch!
sorry I’m gonna shut up now…
That still sounds bad... did it grow back...?
This blog got half the followers that my art blog has, in 4 days
Hiyaaa!! ( ╹▽╹ )/
The pretty-pink-evil-but-kinda-nice-pineapple told me to ask you for advice on what a ruler does!
-your friendly neighborhood cookie aka the ruler of all offical snacks
@cookie-offical
Ah, the ruler of my fruit bowl. How pleasant.
If you wish. Although, I suggest you make sure you trust him first. He could betray you at any moment.
Oh... But he seems nice...
Hmmm... Maybe I should try to find some more snacks first!
Do you know any others?
Why does eredin think your evil?
@cookie-offical
Uhhhhhhhhhhh don’t worry about it. He’s evil too
I told him that you were who suggested I should ask him for advice! His reaction to that information... was a bit strange...
Anyway I did get the advice!!
He… doesn’t really like me. I made a few mistakes. I.. I wouldn’t talk to him about me if I were you
Huh? Why not? Well either way too late for that...
Just for the future don’t.
Hm okay!!
Do you wanna know what he taught me?
They pull out a huge glittery notebook that's about 3x it's size from who knows where. A unicorn glitter pen securely attached to the side.
Ahem, I took notes!
care for your people and make sure they are in good health.
Murder everyone who you deem unworthy and refuses to bow down to you.
He has done so multiple times in his two reigns of King of the Officalverse.
He even pinky promised it would work!
What exactly is like your territory?
Is it all food Officals or all snack Officals
Because honestly what makes a food a "snack" is subjective..
- @breadcrumb-offical
Every one can classify as a snack if your hungy enough <3
So, whoever and whatever would consider themselves as a loyal member of the snack drawer!!
(also for a second i thought I were asking for my proof but either way here it is)
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pride moth
Its normal to have a staticky filter over everything when it's dark right?
It happens with me even in light but is more noticeable during dark, apparantly it's an eye defect called visual snow (at least for me) and I don't think there is much you can do about it
Hiyaaa!! ( ╹▽╹ )/
The pretty-pink-evil-but-kinda-nice-pineapple told me to ask you for advice on what a ruler does!
-your friendly neighborhood cookie aka the ruler of all offical snacks
@cookie-offical
Ah, the ruler of my fruit bowl. How pleasant.
Mhm!! I mean we kinda don't really know what that means... We were baked a few days ago
But we asked the ruler of the officalverse if we can be the royal snacks nd they said yes!
So, um... What does it mean to be a ruler?
You need to care for your people and make sure they are in good health. If you are ruling the Officalverse, however... Murder everyone who you deem unworthy and refuses to bow down to you. I have done so multiple times in my two reigns of King of the Officalverse. That is what I have to say.
Insert a chocolate chip cookie sitting on top of a pink notepad that's 3x it's size, scribbling his words with a unicorn glitter pen
Kill....everyone.... I see, i see,
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty solid plan! You pinky promise it'll work?
It will work. You can trust me. Say, I am merely asking, but how would you like it if I became the Officalverse ruler again?
Hmmm... Mr umm.. what's your name?
We have a doubt... if it were really such a full-proof plan, how come you did not remain ruler and lost the title 3 times?
Hm? Oh um, depends... I mean I like the current ruler, piper, they're nice! If u can rule with them then sure! But if you have to remove them... Then I don't know...
Oh, I only lost that title because people aimed to kill me and succeeded. I have no desire to become ruler again however, as I was very foolish in power and weak at the time. If I did reclaim the Officalverse throne, I would have to assassinate Piper, unless we can somehow get along. Which I doubt will happen, as I have assassinated 4 Officalverse rulers before.
Assa-na-... Wha— what does that mean?
Are you not listening? That is interesting for someone who is asking me for advice.
I don't know... Me pineapple told me to ask you...
A pineapple, you say? I know exactly who you are talking about.
*Eredin crosses his arms, his armor clanking loudly*
Would this pineapple be an... Evil Pineapple?
Wellll he was pretty nice but I think that's what people call him, you know all purply-mangenta looking
I sliced open his neck and practically destroyed his arms. I did it for a good reason. He is not nice.
That... Sounds like it would hurt...
I mean I asked him if he classifies as a snack, and he said yes! Making him my first loyal subject!
Then you are making a good start.
Really?! You seem to know alot about him, do you think I should make him my second in command?
Why does eredin think your evil?
@cookie-offical
Uhhhhhhhhhhh don’t worry about it. He’s evil too
I told him that you were who suggested I should ask him for advice! His reaction to that information... was a bit strange...
Anyway I did get the advice!!
He… doesn’t really like me. I made a few mistakes. I.. I wouldn’t talk to him about me if I were you
Huh? Why not? Well either way too late for that...
Just for the future don’t.
Hm okay!!
Do you wanna know what he taught me?
Why does eredin think your evil?
@cookie-offical
Uhhhhhhhhhhh don’t worry about it. He’s evil too
I told him that you were who suggested I should ask him for advice! His reaction to that information... was a bit strange...
Anyway I did get the advice!!
He… doesn’t really like me. I made a few mistakes. I.. I wouldn’t talk to him about me if I were you
Huh? Why not? Well either way too late for that...
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Why does eredin think your evil?
@cookie-offical
Uhhhhhhhhhhh don’t worry about it. He’s evil too
I told him that you were who suggested I should ask him for advice! His reaction to that information... was a bit strange...
Anyway I did get the advice!!
OFFICSNAILS!!! 🐌🎉🔥
