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tannertan36
Sade Olutola
YOU ARE THE REASON
Not today Justin
dirt enthusiast
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz

JVL

Andulka

ojovivo
Xuebing Du

pixel skylines
hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.

Origami Around
Keni

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Tomorrow ? No I can't come, I'll be closing and reopening this site like an empty fridge hoping my recommendations will repair themselves
Sorry

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My pronouns will go from he/him to Him/He
Examples :
he is coming -> Him is coming
it's him -> it is He
oh.
"William Shakespeare died 400 years ago this month, on April 23, 1616. His complete works—at least 38 surviving plays (including several collaborations), 154 sonnets, and five narrative poems, totaling a staggering 884,000 words"
- source: mentalfloss.com
You have 10,000 Tumblr posts.
So to equal Shakespeare by word count:
884,000 ÷ 10,000 = 88.4 words per post
Meaning if your average Tumblr post is about 89 words, you have already written Shakespeare-volume text (+ include tags).
okay what the hell thats so cool
basically my life goal now is to beat Shakespeares word record
After shitting on some greek guy for dying of exhaustion
Let's shit on Shakespeare for not having written enough in his life
Why aren't cave divers doing I don't know.. STAYING IN THE FUCKING MAPPED AREA
Can you just count the ingredients while I make bread
There will be:
Flour (grams)
Water (centiliters)
Salt (number of grains)
Uranium 255 (grams)
1
Are you sure that's safe to eat ?

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94
(okay I'm going to sleep)
81!!!
@counting-offical
80!!!!!
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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg
"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"
Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)
Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)
Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)
Mix up for writing prompts!
Chekov's Razor:
If you've already introduced a plot element that works for this situation, and adding a new one won't add anything else, use what you've got! (an already existing shady organization can do your murder, you don't need to make up a new one!)
Occam's Cat:
If you're trying to figure out which way to go, with a plotline or character arc, it's okay to go with what you feel most comfortable to write(don't burn yourself up trying to come up with something so complex your reader can't guess it, or is totally unique[ It's fun to figure out plot points by piecing together clues, and nothing is totally unique except each of us! ] when you'd be happier writing and most people would be happier reading what you're happy writing! )
Shrodinger's Gun:
Just because you created a cool power/ weapon/ space station doesn't mean that it HAS to be used in the final conclusion, but it doesn't mean it's not cool to USE! (I'M LOOKING AT YOU DBZ!, and the inverse is the "WHY DO THEY NEVER USE THAT ONE POWER THAT WOULD BE PERFECT HERE!")
These are not laws, or suggestions. I'm not a lawyer, I never even played one on tv!
But they might help you on your next campaign!
Hilbert's gun : if the gun can contain an infinite amount of ammo, how do you charge it ?
Are you a loaf of bread?
Nooo, what makes you say that ? I'm obviously not a piece of bread ! Who would think that I am a piece of bread ? That would be foolish because I am not a piece of bread
Then what are you?
(in a concealed microphone) "He's asking too many questions, abort the mission, my identity is revealed, I repeat, abort the mission"
Are you a loaf of bread?
Nooo, what makes you say that ? I'm obviously not a piece of bread ! Who would think that I am a piece of bread ? That would be foolish because I am not a piece of bread
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what noise does a car horn make
beep beep
honk honk
merp merp
aaah aaah
er-
meep meep
its meep meep bitch
I'm french and I'm here to tell you that to fake a french accent you don't have to strangle yourself, instead you have to :
1: pronounce the letter A and O like in the words "bat" and "boat"
2: not pronounce the letter H
3: pronounce "th" like "s" (tongue on top of the mouth)
Elisabetta Sirani Timoclea Killing Her Rapist 1659
We need to stop calling it a "flashback" and start using it's real name
Backshadowing
The existence of bilingual people implies the existence of panlingual, alingual and translingual people

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As a non-native english speaker, I just now learnt that oxymoron is the actual word and not a way to tell you "you're a dumbass that doesn't even know you contradicted yourself"
Considering how long I've been in ice now, I should really come up with more ice related pranks.
Snowballs sound fun.
Shame I cant prank people since-
I AM STILL AN ICE STATUE!
If you want I can give you a warm bunny suit to unfreeze you (yes I've been keeping this post for this exact purpose)