Emotionless Otherwise Obsessive

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive