jess 🦋

flirting phase married for 3 years phase

bro when they congratulate each other and like they don’t hug bc that’s gay or like i kinda hated you a lil bit when we were fifteen and now i don’t but like that’s already a precarious thing for me n i’m not sure where the boundaries are anymore so they just grab hands like rly firmly to pull themselves closer together and then kind of encircle their other arm around the other person and hold their bicep or shoulder so they’re basically a single little enclosed shape of bright eyes and big smiles and two chonk helmets all sectioned off from the rest of the world just staring (gazing) like soft wilted cabbage at each other for three million moments without any opening for jesus and it’s like bro. that’s gay

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

Max likes shiny red Ferrari things? Please, we’ve known that for ages…

"I told you guys last time, don't ask that ever again, ok? Are we clear on this? I've given my reasons and I stand by it."

We got Max and Charles racing together but at what cost