Adrian

This was better than I imagined

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

I love this guy!

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.  

Yep….

Reblog to support Terry Crews and men like him.

Terry Crews is easily one of the greatest men as well as the one of the most soft spoken and nice in Hollywood and it’s a goddamn shame he is being blacklisted for speaking out

Isnt this the person who's husband left something at the airport and they had to dig around in a bush for it and said "shrubbery" in the best way?

yeah it is

What is up with "thy," "thou," "thee," and "thine"?

THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors

ALSO, historically, thy/thou/thine/etc was the informal form of the more formal you/your/yours. So speaking to your friend, you’d say “Thy duck is confident!” but speaking to the Queen, for example, you’d say “Your duck is confident, your majesty” (assuming you were allowed to speak to the queen)

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)

Dang okay 📝

The fact that my body hasn’t evolved enough to drink water: speedrun edition, is not only upsetting, but mildly inconveniencing

important PSA for everyone having to endure 100° plus temps right now