hold on to your butts

im sorry it's so funny to me how aemond and aegon are having a telepathic argument about which of them was their mother's favorite child and all the while she literally traded them both in a heartbeat for helaena's life weeks ago

larys and tyland were talking about aegon like a divorced gay couple arguing about their kid. you want him to spend the summer in braavos? he hates the heat! a monkey could attack him. are you projecting your fear of monkeys on our son? well, a large bird could carry him off. oh look, our son killed someone because you distracted me,

weaponized competence

learned helpfulness

I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.