i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

childhood friends to complete strangers

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with