Unwritten

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

wearing a t-shirt that says IF YOU COUNTER MY CRITICISM OF AN AUTHORS BIGOTRY WITH A WATSONIAN ARGUMENT I AM GOING TO START BITING

actually, if you examine the lore closely, youll see that my tendency to maul people who derail conversations about authorial bigotry with in-universe apologism is perfectly justified—I was raised in the Enraged Quadrant where ritualistic biting is a culturally sanctioned response to logical fallacies. canonically, its not even considered aggressive; its just how we debate

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up