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do you have any idea how much these cigars cost? certainly more than your toddler could afford, anyway. really i think your little one should be grateful that i'm allowing them to enjoy the second-hand smoke from this cigar

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

january 30, 2016

HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE

trans girls are allowed to be annoying and stereotypical and socially inept and hyperactive and hypersexual and various types of animalgirl and there's nothing you can do about it. in fact if you're mean to that skirt go spinny reddit trans girl i'm stealing your entire house

my couchsona

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

i heard mitch mcconnell got shot in the neck while doing a talk at a utah university

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed