Tired But Optimistic

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

Is it my fault that Meryl Streep is the hottest, prettiest, funniest woman I ever laid my eyes upon?! It's god's fault for making her so perfect and making me so gay

Sorry for spending so long in the character creator it will happen again

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever