cheers m’dears

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

drunk texting mutuals ive never spoken to like an ex at 2am

I'm on the information superhighway getting road head

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

not my amazing digital circus not my amazing digital monkeys

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user