and sister you are so good at that

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

its outrageous that the ladies with the largest tiddies are practically dehabilitated by them. like thats just an indictment of our whole society. we should have entire industries dedicated to making life easier for these people. if you have boobs too big for any commercially avaliable bra, you should be treated like fucking royalty. you shouldnt have to work a day in your fucking life. you should get special letters from the president and get to cut ribbons at ceremonies and shit

I have been taking hydrocodone for like a week now and only as directed ofc bc it gives me the weirdest fucking dreams where things are mostly the same as real life but then something Weird happens and sometimes those dreams target things I have compulsions about 🙃 so then I wake up and have to make sure the things I heard and saw in my dream aren't happening for real

I don't know how some ppl don't get sleepy from this medicine, I had to lie down for that unfortunate short nap like 20 minutes after I took my meds 😭

saying this as mildly as possible but the anti ai posting tenor on this website (not last post, but in general - i have been biting my tongue for a long long time) is one generally oriented towards a maximal amount of self-righteousness. in my experience, self-righteousness only ever produces martyrdom and a punitive desire for "justice" that can never quite be quenched. none of it is actually conducive towards good politics around the matter in question, least of all ai, which is frankly poorly understood and thought about on here. a little more compassion and thoughtfulness and a little less solipsistic self-absorption perhaps is in order.

is grapefruit the only ableist fruit out there or are there more

my dinner-centric world view

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic