im going to be restored

this is the hottest post ever oh my god I feel fucking dizzy fuck yes oh my god yes please holy fuck I need this or I am gonna die

yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting

our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.

the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.

No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!

fuck i really just need to get way too drunk and molested by like several people

Brainfucking is like, hands down the best imagery there is. Eyes rolling back. Nosebleeds. That cartoonish, gooey cum oozing from places where it should never go. Speech stuttering in time with the thrusts. Drool. Even just as a metaphor, your cock penetrating a girl's brain, her very identity! All of her memories and thoughts and everything she is, serving as a hole for you to fuck. Her skull filling up with you, her brain swimming in it, drowning in it, so much of it that it begins to overflow. It's really good.

I'm brain-pregnant and it's yours.

Getting molested when you’re violently high is actually way better when you’re scared. By the way.

computer. show me a girl with a dazed blank expression and a painfully erect penis

Last time I visited my gf I "charged" her ten kisses for something, and she straddled me, pulled me in and started making out with me for like 15 seconds before pulling back and saying "one" and I didnt even have time to fully process the implications before she was back in for the second kiss and uh... well I dont remember much of the next 10 minutes other than an overwhelming sense of happiness and my face burning red >/////<

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

okay but seriously seriously

Not even in an "I'm outraged" kind of way, in a "genuinely perplexed as to what could be going on behind the scenes to produce these outcomes." I want to stop staring at the shadows on the wall and exit Plato's allegory of the website moderation

genuinely all it wonders as it gets banned multiple times a *day* is. what the fuck is happening to make them respond so actively to kill girls with maybe a hundred followers. why? why *right* now? like *this*. it just cant comprehend the cruelty.

tumblr moderation is two thirds AI and two thirds transmisogyny and 0% anything that isn't at least one of those two

let me make your favorite food and get our drinks ready (you won't know if i put anything in them). wasn't it so much work trying to maintain your life all by yourself? wouldn't it be nice to let go? let me take care of you, you don't need to take care of yourself anymore (not that you'll be able to anyway). don't worry about feeling so fuzzy. let me brush your teeth for you. open wide. don't mind how hard i grip your jaw, i need you to hold still. keep your eyes on mine, that's good. you don't have to be responsible for it anymore, any of it, isn't that nice? now yes, i am going to hurt you, but only because you're so cute and because it makes me so happy. you want to make me happy, don't you? of course you do. i'll tell you what a good job you're doing. i'm so proud of you.