queer library freak

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

i think they should let the skull drive the car

i like how the driver appears to be either consulting the gps or putting on his spotify playlist here. what's the spotify playlist for this drive even look like

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly