A Woman of a Certain Age

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

wasnt a failed assassination. it was a successful long-range ear piercing by a deranged claires employee. they force femmed him. because of woke

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

@jooshthepunished

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

never forget the elijah wood wigs interview

Happy Do You Wear Wigs Wednesday