Elytra404

Imagine you're Ladybug. So you're Superman, and you have a crush (Justin Bieber), and he (Justin Bieber) goes to your school, and you (Superman) see him (Justin Bieber) every day even if he doesn't know it and sometimes you (Superman) even save him! He (Justin Bieber) has a crush on you (Superman) too, you think, or at least he likes you, and talking to him as Superman is a bit easier because if he ever made you uncomfortable—impossible as the thought is—you (Superman) could just kill him.

Of course, then he starts really crushing on you. He starts saying you're the inspiration behind every good deed he does (which is normal). He starts admitting to thinking about you all the time to the point of negatively impacting every other aspect of his life (which is normal). And then he (Justin Bieber) starts praying to Superman in class before tests because he believes Superman (you) was ORDAINED GENUINE HEAVENLY POWERS.

i cant find the post i made but if i can find it ill link it here (found it)

tldr: i theorized that jax would be a trans man because of caines line about their mind files forming the perfect bodys for them and jax having a masc form in the circus

so i was wrong. my bad. i had faith in caine. i shouldve known considering zoobles dysphoria being overlooked, but yk i had hope because atleast theres an attempt for zooble

i was wrong. um. goddamn.

anyway i cant he/him jax without cringing anymore.... i love her, i will be giving my jax plush a skirt. yeah!

hello! exciting news indeed!!! and hell yeah, here are some kon-centric comics outside of yj that i’ve enjoyed reading:

Reign of the Supermen arc (1993)

this arc has kon’s intro, well before he even had the name kon, and it’s worth a read if you haven’t already because of the way he shows up and is peak annoying immediately (said with love). especially Adventures of Superman #501! (the storyline spans a number of titles, reading order here)

(and for a related rec, the reign of the superman (2019) animated movie blends aspects of the original comic arc with the “kon is made with lex luthor’s dna” reveal/retcon; it’s a fun watch! left me with Much To Think About pang-wise, too.)

Superboy (1994)

the most concentrated amount of og jacket and glasses superboy you’ll find in one series; there’s a lot going on here, most of it so very 90s (both in the plot/world and on a more meta level) and also so many adorable kons. special shoutout to my favorite side character, krypto in his “tiny white terrier with a giant attitude” form. (and for a more specific rec i’ll point to issues #60 - 61, in which kon is hopping through multiple realities and we see, among others, robin!kon and “supergrrrl” kon.)

Batgirl (200) #41

this is the issue where cass goes “hmm, i should try to do A Romance” and shows up outside kon’s window to see what all the fuss is about, and they proceed to have the most lavender date of all lavender dates. i adore kon’s inability to shut up here, and also for obvious reasons need to give it a special shoutout for kon taking a “bat-babe” on a date in the clouds.

Adventure Comics (Vol 2) #1 - 6 (2009)

this arc serves to re-settle kon into the world (and smallville) after the whole [waves hand] dying and coming back to life thing. (technically it’s 12 issues, but you’re asking for specific recs so my specific recs are the first six!) this is about kon starting life in smallville and having a prolonged identity crisis re: the superman + lex luthor of it all. cassie, bart, and tim all show up as significant guest stars (one of my fav tim & kon issues of all time is in here) but it’s very kon-centric! i also really enjoy the art, especially when it does wide/landscape shots.

Superboy (2010)

this is a pretty direct continuation from the adventure comics arc, once again feat. kon’s 21st century black t-shirt (sigh) and also kon wearing the tiniest, goofiest pair of Disguise Glasses. that said, it’s a fun, classic “teen superhero juggles school and crushes and a statistically high number of supervillains for a small town (seriously, what the hell was poison ivy even doing in kansas?)” series. also if there were any justice in the world simon valentine would’ve been one of those crushes, but alas.

Convergence: Superboy (2015) #1 - 2

i’ll be honest, i’m not super familiar with the overarching convergence storyline, but i really enjoyed this two-shot featuring a kon who has been stuck in metropolis without his powers, only to suddenly gain them back and immediately start brawling with alternate versions of heroes he knows. i also like the art in this one, and the character designs overall—leather jacket kon my beloved!

Action Comics (2016) #1020 - 1028 (“House of Kent” arc)

this sequence brings kon back into the kent family fold after the timeline fuckery (and i think follows from the young justice (2019) gemworld arc where they re-find kon?)—so basically it’s kon’s re-introduction to clark, and to lois and jon (who’s visiting from his own future adventure) and kara and martha and jonathan. despite spelling conner’s name two different ways in the span of a few issues, it’s a neat speedrun of different kon+superfam interactions, and also a fun time for anyone who’s a fan of kon being solidly part of the kent family. also: jacket kon is back 🙏

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

basically bards are important in my book series, and that was inspired from the bard yaskier from the Witcher, and I feel like it was something he'd say about himself so I went with that.

Your guy's lore is hilarious btw 🤣

@seizetheday1 @commiemare @nicryukyo

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

It also ment my alt accounts could be called sun storm

So

My name is Tabitha but I like spelling it as Tabetha and my favorite number is 72 so. . Yeah.

I'm total shit at naming stuffs.

I actually plan to do a re theme as one of my favorite characters or I'll base it off my main oc Clownie soon.

i actually used this user for a while, minus the number for most games before using this for tumblr

im not sure where the fish came from, and there's no specific reason for the number :D

When I was younger I used to watch these twitch streamers (Whitney and Tennelle flowers if you were curious) and there was a person in their chat called “anaveragenerd” and I decided that I wanted to be able to join their streams too (cause I watched them uploaded on YouTube up to that point) so I decided to create a twitch account.

My thought process was kinda like “I’m a nerd, I am in fact the most average and typical nerd ever, so I am in fact THE average nerd” and then I was like “that’s too boring actually” so I decided that I’d put an old timey twist to it, hence the ye

Also in case you have no idea how to pronounce it, it’s “yee-average-nerd”

Yep… 👍

neo means new so i was like, this is a new identity ig

its just kinda stuck now, i dont have that cool of a story lol

I am mostly certain I already explained this before. but alright, I got new moots!

Zanashuki is a user I created in Roblox in 2020. 2020 is the year i was going through a Aphmau phase, Aphmau had multiple ships I liked but I always been obsessed by Zana(Zane and Nana) that's the for the first part. Now Shuki comes from her Lady Shuki alt that was Roblox focused. So I mixed both words. and since it wasn't a used Username prior to me I just kept it on other users

Moot tagging + open

@mizu-kox @momoka-angelz @mizukialicein @star-balloon12 @bloomedamia @knightzp @kaleido-matic @jirais-original-sin @jiraicatgirlsunny @epelspoisonedapple @zereshq @whooshtanyth @idolsapphire-stars

I had no idea what to make my user so I went on TikTok and searched up for ‘aesthetic username ideas’ one of those was “mizukox” and I loved it so I decided to use it ^^ ty for tag btw yayaya

tags

@elarawandahoi @kleethoughts @m4d3-of-styr0foam @anda-fry-masala @reze-bo0m @rosieeq + open tags

I had a blog before but it wasn't very popular so I deleted and started a new one as a joke and chose the crushmyprettyheart cause idk it was random ig and while thinking for a few username ideas that name spawned in myhead !

@senketsuaakochan @rotting-in-red @hpdamechan @boop-bo0p @jirairenshi @bloomedamia @amechanlovepchan @alice-ang3l @rxttenheartt @silly-loser-boy @ellsgonnakms @momoka-angelz @reze-bo0m @sleepymeowzidol @sicklysweet420 @bl0ody-bandag3s @jirai-haruhiz @cutieririka @bloody----snow @retrynowforme @starrie-dove @faint-angel @disposable-plastic-bag @leatherf3ather @batzangel @damsel-understresss @pinkgutsblr3 @too2many2 @ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3 @222yokai222 @devilishlysw33t @bruisedangelllll @yanshiho @mumus-candied-bonezzz @bedrottingdoll @nurs3-bun @pixicidal @givemeyourfaceplzzz @rottenlosergirl @dearlytako @vanillabean5645 @girlinap @cringefail-loserfail2 @k4mi-noai @euphoricoverdose @explodingebi @6joinmeindeath6 @star-staruck @givemeyourfaceplzzz

mine is actually kinda funny.. when i was in the beginnings of my irl transition,, i was having a lot of trouble with picking my name.. ((i wasn''t aware of systems at the time,, so i thought me having of a million different names based on my emotions or ""mood"" was just me being picky..))

me and my friend were talking about it,, and she jokingly dubbed me ""The Too Many Names Man"".. eventually,, that shortened to ""The Too Many Man"" which had 2 Ts and 2 Ms ((i love twos,, if you couldn''t tell..))

when i got more into the internet and ended up joining an online friend group,, i came up with T2M2 as a shorter nickname and started using it as a username.. when i made this blog,, the name was already taken,, so i decided on Too2Many2 ^ ^

uhh,, no tags cuz i''m lazy rn..

"Purez" was from when I was trying to figure out a new, super swag username and was pacing back and forth trying to come up with one at 2 in the morning. I just picked it and BAM it has stuck

@theskirtisdior @avoyuki-avocado @idiasnacho @simpietro-sue @yanshiho @shinigamiheartapples @creamcrepesdotcom

(Yes I know where several of these come from but idc y'all gotta explain anyways)

i wanted to come up with another username to separate the one i had already gave to my school friends (who are extremely conservative and Christian, yikes) + i wanted a cutie name so yeah

@0-0oh-shiiiiiit @winnytrash-ex @floralflaying @jirai-haruhiz @d3athl0v3rr @nyancvtt @6ear9er + open tags ^^

my username been around for two years and came from deadkitty but i liked the idea of dying and was really into ways ppl died like sickness because I used to be a history nerd ! so I became deathlover and stuck w it the simple answer is that I'm a edgelord

@6ear9er

BTW Cream the only reason I didn’t respond to your tag is because Juno reblogged you and tagged me, so I thought responding to Juno might be an easier way to respond to you both! (And also I flipped a coin heads you tails Juno and it landed on tails so I went to reblog from her and realized pup had reblogged from you so I was like “oh that worked well I can reblog from both of you!!”) ANYWAYS <3

i don’t really have a definite username ..that I use on all platforms .. maybe someday ill do that to make my life a little more whimsical

Anyways also reblogging this to get ideas for usernames so yay!

I used to like snakes a lot, and my favorite oc at the time was *very* tall. so, TreeSnek (because it was 2020 and i was a preteen, so.. snek...)

404 - error code! honestly if you ever want a username but its taken, add an error code at the end and it probably won't be, and an error code looks a lot more deliberate than random numbers and doesn't give any personal info like a birthday or year might!! i also have aphantasia which some aphantasia memes use error 404, which is where i got the idea