WILL ANYONE TELL ME WHATS GOING ON?!?! NO??? IM GONNA SCREAM!!!!

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

im a simple man in my ideal world working full time should pay enough that you can quit and take several months off to do non work things if you wanna. save up and write a novel or go travelling with no consequence. and doing this doesn't fuck up your resume because it would be normal and healthy.

shout out to book!grace, who blasted himself with 29 atmospheres worth of 210c (410f) degrees hot straight ammonia, in the hopes that rocky would survive. who carried rockys whole 168kg (370lbg) down ladders in a make-shift carrier. who turned around for rocky, fully expecting to die of starvation. sigh. who was just a little bit more of a bitch than movie!grace (whats that one quote where hes like "if i had a nickel for every parent i wanted to slap during my career, id have enough to fill a sock and hit them with that instead"). who was purposefully given memory loss, so he wouldnt sabotage the mission (something he threatned many times). who wasnt "friendless", like he was depicted in the movie. i miss you so bad. you were everything.

I really love the line "you have no immediate family. You don't even have a dog" because it is so devastating when paired with aroace Grace (my personal interpretation of his character lmao). But also. I do think Stratt was prepared to say Whatever it took for Grace to agree. Like if he had a partner and five children and ran an animal sanctuary on the side, she would've said something like "If you do not do this, you will be condemning your entire family to die" or some shit. That's just the Eva Stratt swag for ya. She was gonna get that man into space or so help her.

You're not just mean!.. You're median and mode too...

every day I see six new fully finished highly symbolic art pieces of eva stratt with a set of scales and lambs and foxes and petrova lines visually paralleling nooses / restraints / trails of blood and rosaries and halos and big dioramas of earth and the sun and the hail mary and different methods of execution and explosions and rocket launches and heavenly / hell fire and allusions to major works in the art canon and I weep for my stomach not being strong enough for me to print out and eat all of them

image: lazily-drawn gold star saying "I DIDNT SURVIVE IT ACTUALLY I DIED LIKE FOR REAL BUT IM BACK NOW SO ITS FINE". end ID.

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

i need to (remembers that suicide jokes are bad for me) undo the satanic deal i made that granted me immortality but also revoked my ability to be known so that i can finally no longer be alone

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

Lethal injection is just some pseudoscientific bullshit made up by people who want the death penalty to remain while understanding that people hate being confronted with death and will turn on it given time. If it was about ensuring a quick reliable death the US would be using the guillotine, but then people would realise how fucked up it is and WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.