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gayvampyr

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

kingcatnine

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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thatghostthateatspeople

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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"not all men" you're right, clark kent would never do this

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ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

imtryingstill

Imagine I was calm and normal about things

segamascott

criticallybad

What if... What if I played the game the same way as I did last time with the same character :D

northirish

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

transmechanicus

o yeah babey

evilselfishfool

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

transmechanicus

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

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redstonedust

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

Get your lawyer

Happy Pride

happy month, fellow slurs.

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explodingthunder

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

chososhoeso2

I like both of those ideas but I imagined some priest kind of doing a sniper blessing as the baby flew by and the precipitation in the air acted as holy water.

Here's a shitty rendition I made in ms paint on my work laptop:

absoluteconceptofbeauty

well i used to be more miserable and i lived

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