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surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

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hotvampireadjacent

Um

beeshibe

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.

beeshibe

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird

voidbat

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

margaretssmallworld

also love how the original metaphor of “nailing jello to a tree” is about trying to force your bizarre and arbitrary will on something that is categorically disinclined to do such a thing, for no conceivable reason.

midnightssea

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

quendergeer

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

zizelle

ilove homosexuals i love bisexuals i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

plum-soup

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

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girlnumbers

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

mammalidentifier

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

lilu-the-almighty

now you know who you are messing with

ivy-saurs

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

yamada-ryo

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

munchiemooz

“Maddy, you should post more art.”

Now introducing this monstrosity. Arin Kaufmo… Aaufmo… Karin….

caruliaa

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

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catsdelightful-deactivated20240

Hey artists, C. Spike Trotman, founder of Iron Circus Comics, just posted an invaluable thread on depicting different types of black hair. I’d do the thing where you screencap the whole thread and post it but it’s just too long (which is great because it’s a whole lot of useful information!) Give her a follow while you’re there.

Anyway, go check it out. I just wanted to save it and share it because I didn’t know how much I didn’t know!

misslunarose

This is an amazing resource, not only for artists, but for writers too! I love this!

{ID - tweet from @/Iron_Spike that reads, “Black Hair for Non-Black Artists: a Cheat Sheet Thread. Hi, folks! Just spur-of-the-moment decided to put together some reference for folks who want to draw/model black characters in their work, but arent confident they won’t make simple, obvious mistakes w/r/t black hair. END ID}

obi-mom-kenobi

I noticed in the comments that some people can’t see the thread, so I took screenshots for y'all!

More will come in reblogs, since tumblr has an image limit

obi-mom-kenobi

jamiegeode

@creatingblackcharacters !!!

#glr ref

what-even-is-thiss

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”

mutantrenegade

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

alibonbonn

Jessica Rabbit for @creatingblackcharacters ’s Melanin Beam Challenge! I always thought Megan Thee Stallion would make the perfect Jessica Rabbit. Everyone say Happy Birthday to Mrs. CBC!

hawke

Happy Fields of Mistria 1.0 Launch Day!

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daggerdoggy

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

daggerdoggy

do not forget this

sawed-on-shotgun

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

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